Sales Pitch


Sales Pitch

Part 3/11 of the 'Upgrade Anthology' - Out Now: eBook, Paperback & Audible

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When was the last time you felt alive?

When was the last time you felt truly human? When you weren’t doubled up with physical pain or mental rumination? How long has it been since you have felt happy or even merely fulfilled?

Sure, there are some moments of joy, but they are increasingly fleeting. And you, like all Naturals, can feel those moments becoming ever more seldom. It is undeniable, as you age you lose something. It happens so slowly that it is almost unnoticeable. Yet here we are, discussing that very loss.

Perhaps it is stress over money, or perhaps you are worried about your health. Life is tough, I know that. But it doesn’t have to be that way. Not for you.

You have never really felt comfortable at work, never really felt accepted right? It seems like you will forever feel different or out of place with those people. And I suppose that your home life is much the same right? No, your family doesn’t hate you, they just don’t know you. Nor you them. Your blood binds you, but you can’t feel that, can you?

I ask you again, when was the last time you felt alive?

You know that life should be about more. You shouldn’t have to live with the overwhelming burden of anxiety, you shouldn’t have to suffer from illness. But most importantly, you should feel a connection.

Integration offers all of that and more. Connect in ways that you never thought possible. Verbal communication is primitive, outdated technology. Integration is to talking what talking is to gesticulation.

Integrates can really feel each other, because we are inside of each other. We become each other.

There is never a dull moment. For us, boredom has been eliminated with the power of the Stimul-Dose. Endless variety, perfectly targeted, just for us.

Cost? Don’t worry about the cost. Integration pays for itself. Really, it is a wonder how anyone can afford to not Integrate.

There is far more work available for Integrates. We simply do not pose the same health risks that you do. The insurance costs alone will soon erode any of the savings that ‘Natural employment’ can offer. Your body is simply too fragile to be insured against.

You better act now, before you are priced out of the market entirely. As you know, Integration technology is growing at an exponential rate.

What are you waiting for? This is your sign to act. Speak to an Integration specialist today.

This short story was part 3/11 of the 'Upgrade Anthology'

Out Now: eBook, Paperback & Audible